My mom apparently has my life planned out for me. She wants me I be a model but I wanna be a Victoria secret model fuck yeah. That will never happen so maybe I will try I be a model jk I wanna be a dancer. Haha shit I need help wut.

if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too 

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack